

Pick up that gun, and straighten your jumpsuit I hardly dare to think of what would happen… You’re the only subject left to me, the rest all failed and died I know that you thought that you could forgetĪnd we’ve both said a lot of things that you’ll regret After all, we’ve got a lot to do, and only sixty years to do it.īut don’t underestimate the power of neurotoxin!Īt Aperture it’s too absurd for subjects not to say a wordĪnd after all dear, what’s a portal device for?Ĭome on, you lucked out and passed all of your tests the last time I’m happy to put all this behind us and get back to work. If you’d done that to anybody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge. We haven’t discussed the subject of you killing me.
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Life’s full of tough challenges, isn’t it? Oh, and there is one more thing. What if she doesn’t pass? She’s mildly brain-damaged, you know!īut you’ll have a chance. It provides an interface for citizens to avail various citizen centric services like applying for certificates, land records, pension etc. Now they’re gone and you should pay them your respects Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed pathetic It’s a talent that I always have possessed Repented, seen the light, and made a switch They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty To help unfortunate subjects like yourself.

The control group does it backwards,īut try to help with testing, you’re regarded as a pest. Some subjects shoot their portals with the speed of summer lightning. The subjects never care what they do, actually, as long as they make the biggest mess they can. In tests every subject should know their gels from orange to blue… They mess around with portals that’s how they try to live. Why can’t the subjects learn their test initiative? There even are places where science completely disappears.Īt Black Mesa, they haven’t used it for years! Mostly they do their testing in their ‘bubble’. One passing subject I’m afraid we’ll never test. If you try hard, and keep your head down, In the Portal narrative, Wheatley is one of several spherical 'personality. He is voiced by British comedian and writer Stephen Merchant, and created in part by Portal 2 ' s designer Erik Wolpaw. Or you might end up pushing daisies, too! ) Wheatley is a fictional artificial intelligence from the Portal franchise, first introduced in the 2011 video game Portal 2. You know this place is dangerous, and it will kill you dead. If it’s not damaged overmuch, just try to use your head. These cores need rails to keep them in their place I ask you, Chell, what sort of fact is that? Talk to test-subjects, or worse, hear space-obsessed cores converse.Ĭhickens, cackling in a barn, just like this one.Īt some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch. No one taught him ‘yes’ or ‘no’ instead of ‘space’! Space space space space space space space! I think you should start testing best you can,īut you can start by saying ‘apple’ for my scan.

You’ll be just fine - what, a doctor, now don’t be absurd! See, that’s not “hello” - oh well, we’d best go.Ī little brain damage is good, I’ve heard. That although you can dance you’re not right inside ‘Should be easy, it’s glowing bright blue. Hang on real tight and I’ll move the room This story ain't anywhere near over, I suspect.‘Cause it’s time to start testing, I fear. The full bathysphere image, constructed from mystery emails sent to us and other sites by Gabe Newell yesterday has now been unlocked, and appears to point to secrets in Dejobaan's 1.2.3.Kick It! as well as referring to Newell's recruitment of various sites to draw attention the larger mystery.Īt the same time, volunteers are needed to decipher a further clue hidden in Defence Grid.
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You can read it here, and if you're suitably impressed download images free from text here. It is both cryptic and dramatic, and wastes no time in offering a new perspective on some of the critical events of the first Portal. It's a Valve-wide collaboration, headed up by famed comic artist/writer Michael Avon Oeming with input from the likes of Marc Laidlaw, Chet Faliszek, Erik Wolpaw and Jay Pinkerton. Now we have part one of an official Valve comic, which apparently bridges the gap between the two Portal games - as well as introducing another Aperture survivor. Oh, the hornet's nest of Valve's omni-fiction is opening ever-further.
